Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 18, 2009
Transcript:
Alice: Why is Grandma's house so small? Mom: All the houses in her neighborhood used to be small. Then they tore down 100 little houses and built 300 big ones. But they didn't tear down Grandma's. Alice: Because Big Shirley ate them! Mom: No. Grandma's collection of lawn ornaments was named a National Local Treasure!
A Banjo Man doesn’t retire as long as there’s a banjo string to be plucked! He just keeps ramblin’…
I’ll admit that Grandpa Jones looked decidedly gnomish in his later years, but he never retired, for gosh sakes.