Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 18, 2009

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Alice: Mom says I'm not getting a big ugly fountain from Santa! Now animals won't drink out of it and be my pals and scamper adoringly about me! Petey: Well... you could fry up some bologna so it gets that little hat shape, then put it on your head and march around outside. I'll bet you'd attract some carnivores for sure! Alice: Yeah! Carnivores are the cute ones, right?