Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 03, 2011
Transcript:
Alice: Is that the sad pull toy that Santa brought you? Dill: Yes. It's been acting strangely, so I'm taking it for a walk in the fresh air to see if that helps. It's been making a high-pitched whine, and sometimes spits out sparks like it might explode. It wanders around the house at night and leaves puddles of green goo in the closets. My other toys don't do that. So I figure it's an alien toy from Mars that was delivered to Earth by mistake. I just hope there's not an Earth jack-in-the-box on Mars running amok destroying the planet. Alice: Martian kids must be so weird. Toy: EENK
“I never knew just what it was, and i guess I’ll never know!”