Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 18, 2012
Transcript:
Alice: At school today, Miss Bliss blew up some balloons and we learned about stactic elastricity. Mom: You did? Alice: We rubbed the balloons and stuck them all over Dill. He looked like a bunch of grapes. If they'd been helium balloons, Dill would be halfway to the moon by now! Mom: Say "stactic elastricity" again.
“Elastricity” is the property exhibited by stretch pants. When you realize how much they’ve stretched, they shock you.