Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 30, 2012
Transcript:
Mom: So how is your knee? Alice: It's great! See the pandas on the bandage? Mom: Well, I'm glad skinning your knee didn't spoil your day. Alice: No, 'cause now I have a nice long story about how I skinned my knee! Here, I'll tell it- Mom: You've told me several times. Alice: But now I've expanded it and intensified the drama of the part where I fall down. It gives greater depth to my suffering.
Alice, expand and rewrite all you want. Just don’t add Jar Jar Binks to the tale!