Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for October 15, 2012
Transcript:
Alice: Our class guinea pig is so cute! What's your name guinea pig? Mr.Danders: Danders, Mr.Danders. Mr.Danders: Though by rights it should be Doctor Danders, if all my years in class are taken into consideration. Mr. Danders: In fact, if you would, mention to Miss Bliss that I'd look very favorably on an honorary degree. Pet snail: Don't listen to him! He's a resume-padder!
Never trust a pig named Danders…