Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 03, 2013
February 02, 2013
February 04, 2013
Transcript:
Alice: My brother says you shouldn't suck mitten juice. Beni: He's right. Dill: Why not? Alice: That stuff'll corrode your innards. It happened to a friend of his. Beni: It happens all the time. Alice: He was rushed to the hospital for innards- replacement surgery. He now digests his food through 20 feet of garden hose. Beni: My cousin has a party balloon instead of a stomach, thanks to mitten juice. Dill: Ptoo! Dill: I think I feel sick. I'm going inside. Alice: I'm going in, too. My snowman is finished. Beni: Mine, too. Bye. Snowmen: Mitten juice? I think she's gout it confused with yellow snow.
The taste of mitten juice varies relative to the material of the mitten. I preferred to suck soaked leather gloves personally.