Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 10, 2013
February 09, 2013
February 11, 2013
Transcript:
Miss Bliss: Today we'll be making beautiful Valentines to share with our parents! Class: Ooh! Miss Bliss: We'll use construction paper, glitter, glue, and cotton balls. And remember, creativity plus neatness equals art! Miss Bliss: Beni, please be careful using the glue. Kevin, don't wave the scissors. Miss Bliss: Alice, not so much glitter. Dillon, keep your shoes on. Marcus, stop that, COUGH. Miss Bliss: Nara, not in your hair, ought. Not in Alice's hair either. Cough Cough. Miss Bliss: Cough. All right, we should be cough finished cough. Please put your cough on the cough cough cough. Alice: Then Miss Bliss kept on coughing and had to go to the doctor to be treated for acute glitterlung. Mom: Aw, the poor woman! You should make her a card.
margueritem over 11 years ago
With lots of glitter on it!
alviebird over 11 years ago
Call me a curmudgeon, but I don’t like glitter. It’s messy and spreads everywhere.
pouncingtiger over 11 years ago
Talk about adding insult to injury.
Linux0s over 11 years ago
All that glitters is not good.
el8 over 11 years ago
Elementary school teachers should qualify for hazardous duty pay.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Glitter lung is an occupational hazard of K-5 teachers. It’s like miners’ black lung. Now don’t laugh! The feds need to outlaw glitter….
Hugh B. Hayve over 11 years ago
I like when Richard turned this one into an animation. Always one of my favorites.
tmt over 11 years ago
Never knew that Dill is short for “Dillon”.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Found it again! It’s on You Tube!
fishbulb239 over 11 years ago
Finally, a non-confrontational definition that the National Endowment for the Arts can use when deciding whether to fund a project: “creativity plus neatness equals art”!
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
It’s athttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE4kfbVKdCU
Five boys over 11 years ago
I have a daughter-in-law, a kindergarten teacher, who would send me cards full of confetti. It would go every where. Not funny. I’m sure she didn’t do that to her mother!
brick10 over 11 years ago
Glitter glue is the way to go. No stray flecks and just scrape up the dried bits.
HankTheSock over 11 years ago
MAKE SURE YOU DON’T USE ANY GLITTER!
ZBicyclist Premium Member over 11 years ago
You have to like “Creativity + Neatness = Art”.
Auntie Socialist over 11 years ago
Hey, teacher! Leave those kids alone!
overtherainbow over 11 years ago
“Please put your cough on the cough cough cough.”
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Oh my God, I laughed like a loon at this!