Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 04, 2013
Transcript:
Petey: All the pool chairs had crud on them this time. Mom: Then why didnt you get in the pool, Petey? Petey: Chlorine makes my skin shrink. Alice: Oh, jeez, Petey. Alice don't drag your towel. Ernesto: Hello, Peter. Petey: Mom! ITs the kid who's even weirder than me! Mom: Why don't you introduce your little friend? Petey: He's, um- Ernesto: Ernesto Lacuna, Mrs. Otterloop. Delighted to meet you! Mom: Would you like to join us for dinner, Ernesto? Five bean salad and hot dogs? Ernesto: Alas, I have a food allergy that manifests itself as a mild form of lycanthropy, so I must decline. Another time perhaps? Petey: You could see him too? I thought he might be imaginary. Mom: he's much too polite to be imaginary. Alice! Stop dragging your towel! Alice: Boy, none of my imaginary friends wear two sweaters at the same time.
Oh, my God. At 58, I’m getting “long in the tooth”, and I’ve got extra hair everywhere, especially my ears!