Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for June 29, 2014
Transcript:
Alice: Daddy. Im so glad you're home now. I need help! Dad: What's the matter, Alice? Alice: We're playing Tag and I'm not good at it. Dad: Hey, tag is my game! Alice: REALLY? Dad: Oh yeah, when I was a kid we played tag and freeze tag. Dad: And Tv tag and movie tag, where you have to yell the title of a show so whoever is "it" can't tag you. Alice: That's like what we're playing. Dad: What are you playing? Alice: Artisanal Cheese tag. And the only cheese I know is "Orange" Kevin: Gruyere! Dill: Fontanel! Beni: Thats not a cheese. Dill: No, I hurt my fontanel.
There are only 2 cheeses I care about. Vermont extra sharp cheddar and pepper jack. All the rest, I’m less than indifferent about.