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Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 17, 2014
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Transcript:
Ernesto: Ah, Peter! Checking out some summer reading? Petey: Hi, um, Ernesto. Yeah, I've got this book- Ernesto: Let's see. "Dirk Dragonslapper Volume 1: The Trolls Revolt." Petey: It's about a boy who rides around on a dragon- Ernesto: Yes, I reviewed it on my blog... Petey: You have a blog? Ernesto: Yes. I found the book derivative and thin, like watered down Tolkien. You do like Tolkien? Petey: I've never been tolking. Ernesto: LOL! The always quotable Peter! May I use that? Petey: Yeah, okay. Ernesto: Goodbye! Enjoy your little book! Mom: Let's check out. Petey, where's your book? Petey: I put it back. It's derivative, watered down Tolking. Mom: Okay, Petey. Alice: I'm getting the BIG POP UP BOOK OF GIANT SQUIDS! SEE? Petey: GAAAH!
The correct answer is “i’ve never Tolkeled.”