Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 15, 2015
Transcript:
Petey: WOW! YIPPIE! Alice: What? Petey: Big news from the Picky Eater Website! YIPPIE! Petey: Jules Nonlegastreaux, the World's Pickiest Eater, has fallen from the #1 position! Petey: His great-granddaughter gave him an eclair and, just to be nice, he took a bite! Petey: The top spot is open! I'm training! Pickiness, thy name is PETEY! Petey: Slap me if I eat any food more complicated than a cracker! Alice: I'll slap you if you say "yippie" again.
The top spot’s not open, whoever was #2 is now #1.