Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for February 18, 2015
Transcript:
Ernesto: Ah, Peter! I see you've regained some sembalance of your former health. Petey: Hi, um, Ernesto! Yeah, my nose is still leaky, but- Ernesto: You got my note? There've been no further signs of lycanthropy? Petey: Yeah. No! I mean no. But yeah, I got- Ernesto: According to the anit werewolf app on my cell phone, the next full moon is the 28th. You may want to lock yourself in that night. Petey: Yeah?
There really is an app for that. It’s called Werewolf Locator. (They also make Vampire Locator and Ghost Locator, in case you want to cover all the bases. I’m positive Ernesto has them all.)