Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 01, 2015
Transcript:
Alice: What happened to you? Dill: My brothers had an accident with their Fourth of July Parade float. It's a total loss. Dill: They got the fireworks cannon set up and the giant George Washington's wooden teeth working. Dill: Then BOOM! The pneumatics blew and animatronic Ben Franklin's head flew off prematurely! Alice: I don't follow history too closely. Is that wrong?
Linux0s over 9 years ago
It was supposed to happen during the parade.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
The pneumatics?! They’re one of my favorite bands!
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Good grief! A Fourth of July Parade loss of immense proportions! I’m so sorry, Dill. Alice, just be supportive, before poor Dill has a nervous breakdown….
Arianne over 9 years ago
Snerks!
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
What’s the different between Beer Nuts and deer nµts? Deer nµts are always under a buck.
NWdryad over 9 years ago
Oh man, I REALLY wanted to see that float.
Stellagal over 9 years ago
But Ben Franklin’s head WAS supposed to get blown off?!?
Srover over 9 years ago
Sounds like what I learned in school, or was it Bugs Bunny?
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
You meant “cleane,” I think, Gauntsy. (I do agree with your sentimente.)
Biltil Premium Member over 9 years ago
I love how they designed it with the intention of Franklin’s head coming off to start with…just came off too early