Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for July 30, 2015
Transcript:
Alice: It is the guinea pig that used to live here. Danders: Yes. I began my academic career at this very preschool! Danders: Now, however, I am a visiting fellow without portfolio, an ambassador at large tasked with providing outreach in rodent human relations. Megan: Here-watch him chew up this cardboard tube! Danders: Ah well, back to work.
That is quite the lofty job description for a masticator of coarsely-refined paper products.