Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for November 02, 2015
Transcript:
Petey: Here's the Halloween candy I got for you last night. Alice: Oh, boy! Petey: That was the worst trick or treating ever. My shoebox kept turning around backwards and the rubber band on Andre's mask kept breaking. Petey: Nobody took us seriously. They only gave us candy after I said it was for my sick sister. Alice: So it's pity candy.
Overindulging on pity candy makes you just as sick and hyper as if you’d collected it yourself.