Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 05, 2015
Transcript:
Alice: Help me think of something big to ask Santa for. I can't think of anything that's big enough. Petey: Alice, why are you still hanging around in my room? Alice: Mom says I can't play outside because I was bossy and mean at preschool. And I got bored in my room. Alice: Now help my think of something really big to ask for. I'm stumped. Petey: A lump of coal the size of a bus.
An excellent suggestion. Doesn’t every little kid want the biggest thing they can think of? I thought elephants were a common request. It would confer bragging rights over all the other kids.