The current lack of presidential beards is unfortunate. A poor crew of candidates today. Bush – would probably have to borrow one from his brother. Cruz – afraid he’ll look like Fidel. Sanders – already has lefty problems without looking like Karl Marx. Rubio – we won’t know until he gets through puberty. Trump – beards simply won’t grow in poison soil. Hillary – might well be presidential beard material. She’s got the huevos.
The current lack of presidential beards is unfortunate. A poor crew of candidates today. Bush – would probably have to borrow one from his brother. Cruz – afraid he’ll look like Fidel. Sanders – already has lefty problems without looking like Karl Marx. Rubio – we won’t know until he gets through puberty. Trump – beards simply won’t grow in poison soil. Hillary – might well be presidential beard material. She’s got the huevos.