Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 28, 2016
Transcript:
Andre: That soccer ball looks weird. Petey: It's all bloated and puffy. Andre: And swollen. What do they put in soccer balls? Petey: Mostly used air.... Petey: Used air (1.) inside a shell of space age polymer (2) surrounded by a layer of ten thousand densely packed rubber bands (3). Andre: Ten thousand rubber bands! sounds like Loris Slothrop's head. Petey: Petey backs quickly away.
Thise are the new “lively” golf balls. In older, slower days rather than rubber bands they used string quartets.