Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for April 01, 2016
Transcript:
Alice: Beni knows how to play soccer! Beni: My dad takes me to games! Andre: So how do you play soccer? Beni: First, some guys run out on the field and we cheer for the ones wearing blue. Then they kick the ball a lot. Then my dad takes me out for ice cream! Alice: Would he take me out for ice cream? Beni: Let's go ask. Andre: ice cream! Soccer can't be bad. Petey: Unless you have to eat the ice cream with a wooden paddle spoon. I hate biting those.
Soccer boiled down to its essentials from the perspective of a 4 year old. It’s all about the ice cream. Everything else is just window dressing.