Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 28, 2016

Even I’m picky when it comes to blue jeans; I prefer light blue over dark blue.

How’d all of those Alices get trapped in the mirrors?

Now imagine this scene in a funhouse.

Ecru BlueBeige.

Alice has her mother’s nose.

And if he doesn’t like them in ecru they also have the same pants in other colors such as: slate, stone, light grey, pebble, mouse grey, taupe and khaki.

Anything to make Petey’s face more distinct.

No, despite the fact that it’s my mother’s favorite, beige, nor any or the variations thereof, is not a color

All the Alices look the same, yet they’re still teasing her about her looks. Alice logic!

Mom. I wear blue.

Even though someone has designated numbers to it, I agree with jacquelin.Beige is just white which someone has forgotten to dust or has left to yellow in the sun.It may be a color – just not an interesting one.Not a bit like comparing Alice to her reflection.

I used to suffer from depression. My dad said I had blue genes.

I feel for you Alice. Nobody likes three way mirrors. “Hey my butt isn’t that big.”

If anyone should wear the most blend in Jeans, it’s Petey.He is not a popular kid and needs to just blend in with the students as a whole

Although if he wears khakis, he’d run the risk of being mistaken as (a rather young) server in some restaurants.

I used to favor what I thought of as buff-colored jeans—maybe what Madeline chooses to call ecru. But they are no longer available, having gone out of style. So now I buy black. Beware, Petey! Black would make your face “pop” even more!

to paraphrase Ema Bombeck “He can’t wear beige because he IS beige.”