Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 13, 2016
December 12, 2016
December 14, 2016
Transcript:
Mom: No, you're not getting a catsup fountain for Christmas! Alice: Why not? Mom: Because, 1. There's no such thing. 2. if there is, it's disgusting. 3. you've already got a perfectly good big ugly fountain. 4. you don't even like catsup! Beni: That was your chance to ask for a volcano! It would've seemed so sensible by comparison! Alice: But a catsup fountain would be so perfect for sharing time!
Every good restaurant I go to has a catsup fountain, like McDonalds, Culvers, Burger King.