Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 18, 2017
Transcript:
Alice: At school today, Miss Bliss blew up some balloons and we learned about stactic elastricity. Mom: You did? Alice: We ruled the balloons and stuck them all over Dill...he looked like a bunch of grapes. Alice: If they'd been helium balloons, Dill would be halfway to the moon by now! Mom: Say "stactic elastricity" again.
“Stactic elastricity” isn’t strong enough to hold up the weight of a real child.