Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 29, 2020

oh, Alice is really thinking things over

She needs time to formulate her vendetta.

Super Villain origin stories often involve childhood trauma. But if Kevin becomes Dr. Doom, who would Alice be?

This is evolving into a regular soap opera; climaxing with Alice and Kevin rushing into each other’s arms.

I had days like that at the same age. Four-year-olds can be tremendously stubborn, willful, and belligerent.

Totally un-repentant. Alice will be stooped over from all the grudges she carries by the time she hits 12 years.

She’s going to burn down the house with that Defcon 5 level rage of hers…

Dad once sent my sister and I to opposite corners of the living room and told us to “meditate upon our shortcomings.” After a while she ask, “What are we supposed to be doing?” As her older brother, I did not know either.

You know; I’m not for hurtful comments but in this case…Alice is right!

BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! A very limp bunny, but a bunny, nonetheless. Hiya Happyx3!!!!!!!!! :)

One of Thompson’s strengths was the ability to resist audience expectations for a punchline every day.

Rest in peace, Bad Alice!

Straighten out your life before it’s too late!

A cranky spider lady.