Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for August 04, 2023

Well that sport is clearly not where a certain guinea pig sat for too long.

Mr. Danders is awfully large to be a guinea pig. I think he might be a capybara. Whaddya think?

I think he wants to be put down.

That is one huge guinea pig!

I’d like to hear Petey’s ufo story…

If Alice puts Mr Danders down, he’ll disappear with the aliens from the space ship!

Put him down, or his Danders will be up…

(¬_¬)

Weet! Weet!

Promise you won’t run away?

Mr. Danders, sorry to say, it is contrary to your nature to be carried around being held by the armpits, but it is also contrary to Alice’s nature to put herself in someone else’s shoes, or paws, as the case may be. Such is the life of a classroom pet. They don’t get no respect!

Talking about UFOs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z18KtTfgXM4

Alice is an unstoppable fountain of trivia, while Danders, Mr. Danders, is even more single-minded in his desire to be put down! (Careful there, Danders. “Being put down” has more than one meaning….)