Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 12, 2010

Great!

Hey Dad, don’t feel bad. I laughed.

Thanks a lot for interrupting Elliot. I don’t know what curling is and now I never may.

Big groan…and I know what curling is.

LuvH8 said, about 2 hours ago

Thanks a lot for interrupting Elliot. I don’t know what curling is and now I never may.

Ice up a shuffleboard court, replace the pucks with 40# rocks with handles, change out the push sticks with brooms.

Grab a rock by the handle and “bowl” it toward the bullseye at the other end of the “court”. Tell the people with the brooms when to sweep in front of it to control the speed.

Dad beat Joe Doty to the punch;-)

it’s like bocce without the grass

Why do people explain the jokes like the rest of us are stupid? Explaining jokes kills them.

Thank you rac0308 and bald 716, that was a very good explanation and I could almost picture it in my head. The comic is much funnier now that I understand.

LuvH8: You should be able to see some on the upcoming Olympics.

I’m cracking up on the outside! Hahahaha! Canadian… bacon… curling… hahaha!

Please use your indoor voice!

Better hope the TV doesn’t crack like that joke he tried.

Saucy1121, That actually sounds like fun. I don’t usually watch much of the Olympics, but I really want to see that.