Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 03, 2015

Oh lordy I hope the question of the day isn’t: “Did you ever have any zits?”

Don’t worry, Rose…..

Tony’s question is“What is that saying?”

Hmmm…“Break a leg?”

“Never say the name of that Scottish play?”

“Upstage me again and I’ll bre…” ….um…no, that’s probably not it.

I guess I don’t know…but I had to try, cos you know, the comments… um…. the comments must go on.

What is that saying?

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The show must go on!

@TonyWhat is that saying?A zit in time saves nine?

The show must go on.

A friend, much older than myself, was about to go on stage. I told him to" Break a hip"

Never mind. I’ll do it myself.

You’d think he was the only kid who had ever had a zit. I don’t think that will fly with your teacher.

MAKEUP!!!

The saying we used for something we couldn’t quite fix is, “if they’re looking at THAT there’s something wrong with the show.”

“Silence is golden”

Tony and the erudite SusanWhat is that saying?Woiw, I never realized that there were so many that couldn’t be printed here………

My mother’s favorite: “Stop making that face, you’ll freeze like that”Which made no sense to me even as a little kid, because we lived in L.A. and it was usually 80 degrees.