Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 11, 2016

Just because he is paranoid, doesn’t mean she isn’t out to get him.

GPA? Grand Persona Artist! Whats yours…

He’s not too quick today, are he? Snerk.

GPA? I’ve been a G-PA for over 20 years. Does that count?

@TonyGinormous Pet Aardvark? Well, if you insist (btw, it is? related to the rodents of unusual size):

Please explain to this cold Canadian what a GPA is? My brain is frozen this morning.

Did anyone notice in the first panel her right arm looks like a stick and goes to regular size in the last panel?

My GPA in college was 4.0 and here I sit every morning reading comics…….go figure. Anyway, should she wear what she has on??

Oh, heck! I didn’t know my GPA when was in school, and I broke the stone tablet that was my diploma.

At different times, I have been on both dean’s lists. The one he posts on the bulletin board, and the other one he keeps in his Don’t Let The Door Hit You In The Arse folder.

@Tony

“What’s your GPA?”

Maybe I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours…

My G.P.A. was 2.6 way back in High School, not great but, hey, I graduated.

@Tony:

My GPA in college is much better than it was in high school, the 2nd time around. When I went right after high school it was only 1.68 now that I’ve um matured it’s 3.03 including the 1.68 and 3.54 not including the 1.68.

@JPuzzleWhiz

Yes, I’m extremely paranoid. Are you watching me!?

2nd QOTD: Why? Who wants to know? Are you working for the government?

@2nd QOTDI’m not paranoid! Who told you I was paranoid? Did someone say I was paranoid?(And is it really paranoia if they actually are out to get you?)

Are you paranoid or not?

I have no fear of paranoia…

In the words of fictional sports writer Jay Stein (or was is Becker?): “Men say what they mean, women set traps”.