Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 19, 2016

@Susan

Is that a real thing?

You’re not joking, are you?

@x-Tech You’re good!

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Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Is it?

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…broken, yes – the reply-to-user-comment function.

Yup, X … and anybody else wanting to know…..

including Tony.

 

It’s an old method of facial hair removal…

used by Middle Eastern women for eyebrow shaping and stray lip hairs and such.

It involves using a twisted thread to catch and pull rows of tiny hairs.

 

It’s recently become popular in Europe and the western hemisphere,

as a salon alternative to waxing and tweezing.

 

to which I say…. though I’m in the minority…ulp…..

no thanks.

I recommend duct tape.

I shve my eyebrows to keep their length down to manageable length, and becoming a “uni-brow”. Otherwise, I would be able to use them for a comb back.

But ain’t nobody touching my mustache.

Yup. Too much trouble. And Heron, I agree with you, too. Hubby’s eyebrows (and his ears) get too shaggy, but leave his ’stache alone.

Another beauty treatment to separate you from your big dollars.

Lucy (Lucille Ball) had no eyebrows. For her first movie role in Roman Scandals (1933) she shaved her eyebrows off. (She played a slave girl.) They never grew back.

Eyebrow threading: Works really well, less painful than having them waxed at the salon. and cheaper. really.

What??? Ah!!! Who Cares!!!

I sincerely hope “whiteheron” is a man…

I just asked my wife what threading eyebrows was, and she explained.

 

I said, “Can’t you just use a shaver?”

 

Apparently this was not the correct response to her answer…