Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 17, 2017

If I were that stupid, I’d do the car wash myself instead of waste money on a gift certificate to a drive-through car-washing business.

How about a certificate to have her ducts cleaned?

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

Gift?

How nice of you! You shouldn’t have.

Tony, yes please!!

That’s so sweet! And unexpected.

(What did you get, Tigressy?)

Gosh… now I might have to get Tony something (depending on what he got me, of course.)

What do cartoonists like?

Well, you just missed my birthday, but better late than never.

Hey waait a minute…My box is empty. Hold on. What’s this slip of paper? A free carwash? Tony you cheapskate! Is this gift certificate that one Stan’s momma re-gifted to you?

“Gift” For who? I bet it has a pair of large snake springs in it!!!

Fathers’ Day is tomorrow, Tony, but a car wash certificate won’t do since we don’t have a car. You’ll have to think of something else for my hubby (NOT socks, he has a drawer full)

Hubby and I are in our 70s, and our kids all live out-of-state; a certificate for a car wash would be nice.

Sure…. cash is always nice.

I used to like Stan………but, REALLY!! I can’t imagine what he got her for Mother’s Day.

No thanks. I just had my car washed.

while I visiting some friends in Norway a few yers ago I found out that a car wash was an expensive luxury. It all depends on the marketing.