Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 20, 2017

Why would one anonmynous woman give another the dirty look? Perhaps her date stood her up and is jealous that the lady she’s looking at is already with her date?

Tony asked, about 12 hours ago

What’s your problem?

People asking me what my problem is – especially if they misbehaved badly and I mention it for everyone to hear.

My problem is, I can’t drink coffee this late at night.

Some people just have perpetual chips on their shoulders.

True story:

A couple of weeks ago, I was trying to squeeze into a parking spot downtown….

I am NOT a casual parallel parker.

I’m an exceedingly polite person… but I may have been pulling a face of some sort, in my struggle.

As I was adjusting my car in the space, having already pulled in, a lady drove past, approaching from behind me.

She rolled down her window, looked over at me, and said,

“I know what you’re trying to do. Don’t give ME attitude!”

There’s no way I could have seen her, much less looked at her cross-eyed, before that moment.

I’m still trying to figure it out.

No problems, just solutions…

Problem??? I don’t have a PROBLEM!!! YOU MAY HAVE A PROBLEM!!! But I don’t!!! LOL!!!

Problem? I’ll tell you what the current problem is! The on-off switch on my TV is broken, warranty period is over, and I can’t get a repairman until next week because that’s when we get paid!

The proper reply would have been: “She’s just jealous because you are so breathtakingly beautiful.”

Would have kept the dinner-part of date-night pretty short, too.

@Tony:

My problem right now is coming up with an idea for today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Are you giving someone dirty looks?

“I can’t tell – I’ve only got eyes for you.”

It could have been something she just ate. Sometimes we just don’t realize what look we have on our face. Or we are looking at people without really looking at them.

Is this a repeat

there is something called " a resting b&*ch face"