Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 28, 2018

what would be a pretty wrench? a gibbon wrench?

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

Are we?

You? Talking dirty the last few days? – Definitely.

Ugly?

Are you sure we’re not talking about monkey wenches?

http://chetart.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/MonkeyWench.jpg

Monkey Island, anyone? The mesmerized monkey?

Lord, she’s such a dipstick. Go on, do it. Right side the head.

Perhaps you really need a hacksaw.

Oh who knows where this will lead!!! Kong Island???

Snerks! I actually own one.

Guy 1: Watch out, I know karate.

Guy 2: That’s okay. I know monkey wrench.

It’s a pipe wrench