Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 10, 2018

{face palm for seeing the kid not using a laundry basket}

Make more than one trip, Elliot. That is how, most kids had to do it.

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

Is that what you’re wearing?

Since yesterday?!?

Well, whatever I’m wearing IS what I’m wearing…. at least for now.

By definition.

If it were NOT what I’m wearing, you wouldn’t be seeing it….

cos I wouldn’t be wearing it.

Silly question.

Being that literal, it’s a good thing the kid didn’t ask dad for a hand. Or if in a talking mood, Dad, can I borrow your ear for a moment? Ask that of him a 2nd time and Dad would have no way of holding up his glasses.

Yeah!!! and if you don’t like it….eat sour-mushrooms with chopsticks!!!

At least I have clothes on.

TAKE your laundry to your room. Not ‘bring’.

I did laundry too, so they’re clean.

Khakis

Yep the same thing I was wearing yesterday when you asked that question. (just not the same clothes.)