Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 13, 2021

Now that I think about it, when have Peter or Elliott ever used the mower without Peg hounding at them to do so?

Since Stan thinks Pete’s lawn is crud, Pete should say NO because he needs the lawn mower until it is no longer crud!

Pete states the obvious about emasculation and being married!

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Married?

Yes – nearly 32 years and having been a couple before that for 6 years, having moved in together after only a few weeks.

Nope!!!

A real man would not let a jerk of a neighbor push him around

A real man would not let a jerk of a neighbor push him around. There are lawnmowers at lowes and home depot go buy your own.

Really cunning, Stan.

Why would Stan want to use his lawnmower, it obviously didn’t much for Pete’s cruddy lawn.

will be married 40 years this November

And every time she says “ can we talk?” The hairs on your neck stand up. Even after 30+ years