Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 26, 2021

Maybe we should look at your driver’s license, Mom!! Let’s see what it says under your DOB and weight!!?

/SHMIRK/

Tony’s QOTD: How tall are you?

Who are you going to believe? My license or your tape measure?

The last time I had my height measured it verified that my license was lying by 2 inches. That was a number of years ago so it might be telling a bigger lie these days.

When I was 21 I weighed 129 pounds, I fervently hoped I would weigh more, unfortunately my wish came true in my latter years!

Tall enough!!!

I don’t believe I’ve ever been more than 5-10 pounds over what I was when I graduated from high school. But I’m just not a big person, so it’s not exactly an accomplishment.

“Here’s mom’s driver’s license. It says she got an ‘F’ in sex!”

I was asked my weight when I got my drivers license at 16. No one asked again for 34 years. It had gone up a bit.

I’ve shrunk 2.5"…

Yo, Mamma. Show us your license and let the laughs begin……

All his information exposed and his imagination, as well.

I have never thought of Peter as particularly heavy. Stan – maybe.

It’s a good thing they didn’t get to the ‘sex’ part.

Moving to Michigan I was surprised that your weight is not on the license.