Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 13, 2021

by the time he picks it up and answers it, the caller will already have hung up

Tony asked, about 7 hours ago

Did you watch the Olympics?

Yes, I did! – Back in 1972 when they took place here in Munich.

Not after that. Look it up. :-(

Nice triple jump. Didn’t know the old man had that much spring in his step still.

Yup!!!

Who has a landline today?

I always watch the Olympics and living just a few miles from the Canadian border I always watch both American and Canadian coverage

Carrying the cell phone eliminates the Olympic run!

Gave up running to answer the phone years ago. Important stuff is with my cellphone. I do keep the home phone for non-essential things, Also, though, I really do LOVE to hang up on sales people…..

Not since NBC took it over. Wallpaper peeling is more interesting than their coverage.

Any one have one of those phones in the house?

That is one weird-looking scooter, what with it having three wheels.

All that for a robocall.