We haven’t done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him ’elpless.
Tigressy 10 days ago
Are you going bananas?
I’m already there.
Bruce1253 10 days ago
Be nice to you kids, they pick your nursing home when your older.
Indianapolis Smith 10 days ago
Person 1: You have a banana in your ear.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: YOU HAVE A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!
Person 2: I’m sorry. I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
ladykat 10 days ago
I went bananas, and then I made banana bread.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 10 days ago
We haven’t done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him ’elpless.
cuzinron47 10 days ago
He gives Dad jokes a bad name.