Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 17, 2011

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    Rick51  over 13 years ago

    And the weird part is there are people out there who would TRY for 749!

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    Plods with ...™  over 13 years ago

    I knew I should have called them sooner.

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    Simon_Jester  over 13 years ago

    Horace may not ever make it into the Guiness Book of World Records.

    But at this rate, he’s a shoo-in for a Darwin Award

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Well does it really matter HOW you get into the Guinness Book?

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Oh no! Horace is lame!

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    Simon_Jester  over 13 years ago

    Not to worry….He gets put down all the time by Melody.

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    Ice_Bear66  over 13 years ago

    Horace must be a red-neck…

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    Jeciel  over 13 years ago

    “Thomas Edison failed more than 1,000 times when trying to create the light bulb”. (The story is often told as 5,000 or 10,000 times depending on the version.) When asked about it, Edison allegedly said, “I have not failed 1,000 times. I have successfully discovered 1,000 ways to NOT make a light bulb.”

    http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=747226

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    Yukoneric  over 13 years ago

    They won’t take any more entries for eating your bicycle, either!

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    One Navy Seal  over 4 years ago

    Sorry, Horace. I beat you. I have 749.8 failed attempts!

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