Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 30, 2011
Transcript:
7:30 AM Horace: Gonna do some volunteer work today! 8:45 AM Horace: Sorry, I can't talk... I'm getting ready to do some volunteer work today! 11:15 AM Horace: Melody, I'm off to do some volunteer work! 11:30 AM 11:45 AM Horace: I did some volunteer work today! Sine: So I've heard.
Later, Horace brags about clearing away leaves without using a gasoline-powered device, and all the awestruck neighbors go, “Ooooooo!”