Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 26, 2016

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PRINCE: In the days of King Arthur Synopsis: Mission Accomplished, Prince has been riding homeward. This has been no highhearted adventure but a nightmare of chaos and disorder. Prince: "Ah Home...Our days of wild are over" Prince whispers to his mount, Corvette Suddenly a gleaming spear - point aimed at his cheat. Our hero is caught off guard. "Wow!" He shouts. "Who goes there? friend or foe? State your name and business" Demands a valiant - looking Knight. Our hero is defiant, "My name is Prince...and I am Funky! Never have I heard of this prince Fun- key He looks like a vagrant troubadour to me, Dear Sir, I am a soldier of love. I wield a powerful weapon! But don't worry. I won't hurt U. I only want U 2 have some fun" Our Hero grabs his weapon and starts singing great songs about love and lust and romance. and doves and signs o the times. Later there will be a parade, then a revolution his reign will be purple. But tonight there gonna party like its Nine hundred ninety-nine! Aw, horse...you fell asleep with the radio on,