Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for April 25, 2020

Handy

During my freshman year in college, I worked in a soil science lab cleaning dishes — and yes they were really dirty…

They used a very strong lye based soap, so if you did not wear gloves, you could expect holes in your skin (first hands experience speaking).

Ask me to clean dishes and I’ll tell you no lye…

So how does a horse’s hooves make the glove fingers work? Oh, right, Cartoon Physics!

opposable thumbs

or you could invest in a dishwasher Horace…. Give yourself one to celebrate “Stallion Day”…! One good brand is “Westinghorse”

See he can form fingers, why he keeps that flexible metal horse shoes on his hands is unknown.

I say Horace realizes the gloves that protect his hoofs (hands) do a poor job of overall protection.

Wash ’em if ya got ’em.

Not so.. He wears ‘protective gloves’ washing the very dishes that he just et from. That’s MY life these days.. If there’s a virus around here, it’s trying to ‘track’ my computer !