Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 21, 2020

You can now get cereal and breakfast bars filled with caffeine.

Starbuck’s knows me as “The Helmet Guy.”

I have thought of that, thought it would be beyond nasty, still waiting for caffeinated water

Whiskey in my coffee…Tequila in my tea…What are all these crazy questions they’re asking me? (Apologies to Three Dog Night)

It’s a scary thought, a horse’s face getting longer and longer as it approaches the speed of light.

Coffee has more caffeine; if that’s what you are shooting for. Coffee vs Red Bull: https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/red-bull-vs-coffee#caffeine

Nah, you can just wait for the ambulance.

Put on that helmet and you will be back to square one Horace….!

I would think that the heat from the brewing process would volatilize out the caffeine from the energy drink.

I’m not sure a helmet’s going to be enough…

Just another way of taking a speedy transit…

You better wear asbestos underwear!

You should drive very fast to a cardiologist. Hearts are not made for that kind of stimulation on a regular basis.

What’s the horsepower?