So all in all, other than the sickness, the queasiness, the stomach cramping and praying for the sweet release of death, it was a good day.
(A long time ago a person asked how my wife was doing. I told her my wife (who was on her period at the time) was feeling “Crampy”. She said “Crabby?” I said, “No, Crampy.” “Oh, Crappy!”, she said. I said, “No, she is on her period, but now that you mention it she is crabby and crappy too.”)
Jeff0811 over 3 years ago
So all in all, other than the sickness, the queasiness, the stomach cramping and praying for the sweet release of death, it was a good day.
(A long time ago a person asked how my wife was doing. I told her my wife (who was on her period at the time) was feeling “Crampy”. She said “Crabby?” I said, “No, Crampy.” “Oh, Crappy!”, she said. I said, “No, she is on her period, but now that you mention it she is crabby and crappy too.”)
Totalloser Premium Member over 3 years ago
Public Toilet: I’m not sad, I won’t cry, Paid my Nickel , Came to Sh*t, and Barely Farted
TSRaman over 3 years ago
Must have been salmonellosis. Botulism kills.