DeFlocked by Jeff Corriveau for December 25, 2022

Thanks to inflation I gave steaks, hope it helped relatives food bills.

To get enough coal to heat a house for winter, I don’t think naughtiness would do it. You’d have to be downright evil.

Everybody burning coal needs a carbon monoxide detector. Even when properly vented that stuff kills people.

For years coal has been the metaphor for a bad Christmas gift. But consider how in the story “A Christmas Carol” Scrooge won’t let Bob Cratchet have one extra piece of coal to keep a little warmer. To a person who is cold, a piece of coal is a gift.

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Greta Thunberg is going to have meltdown!