Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for June 12, 2014

This is one time when “Yes, Dear.” is the wrong answer.

Seems easy. Must be a trick question.

My answer to questions like this is “I love you?” [make sure you put in the question mark . . . ]

and talk about bad breath, gas from the wrong end?

Don’t count on it, Sam.

He’s already messed up – he’s taking too long to answer the question.

“answer me this question first: Do I smell like an old geezer?”Whatever answer I get, I give.

To me you’re like a breath of spring with the aroma of a well aged wine.