Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for October 03, 2014

Sure, this would be the time his beak makes it in!-Okay – so, I was shopping for shoes, went down my aisle where there were also two older ladies, and got hit in the face with their Flarp funk. Being reluctant to embarrass them, I did my best to go about my business without reacting. (Time was short, and there was nothing else I needed to do in that store, and they were my elders.) After a couple minutes, my husband came around the corner. He was chuckling as he approached me. I said quietly, “Shh… Yeah, one of those ladies tooted.” He laughed even louder… it seems they were making motions as he passed them to indicate that I had “dealt it.” That’s the thanks I got for trying to be considerate! And, of course, as soon as they saw he was with me, they beat a hasty retreat.