Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for May 04, 2021

He was just being shellfish.

Okay, I’ll clam up, now.

Your pimples are misbehaving?

Saving, what?

There’s no evidence of a nick…toilet paper must have fallen off….

Actual conversations with my elderly dad, on the phone:(Butt dialed is number) Oh, sorry dad, I called by accident. YOU’VE BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT?!!!!(Out front to pick him up at his apartment)Hey dad, I’m out front…YOU’RE OUTTA FUNDS?!!!!

“You tricked yourself into saving?” “Good idea”

I just hate a beard on a shelf

( ͒ C ͒ ) ( ͒ Ɔ ͒ )

I’ve shared this before, but it now bears repeating:

Topic … Melatonin

95-year-old Mother-Inlaw … “I hear malathion is good for you”

This is why I often recommend rechargeable hearing aids.