Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for August 24, 2021

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 3 years ago

    He might look even more gruesome by candlelight.

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    Knightman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Candle eating magician is she???

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Lil: Are the candles chocolate coated?

    No, she’s on a diet…she burns more calories this way.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    She was told to eat a light dinner.

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    FassEddie  over 3 years ago

    Ah, paraffin deficiency. That’s a Torsemide side effect.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    If it kills her while she’s in the dining room, will the empty candlestick be a clue as to how she died?

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 3 years ago

    it helps the exit end

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    “Paraffin?”

    “No, only one…”

    ( ͡ ﹏ʖ ͡  )

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 3 years ago

    Lil: So she’s the romantic type?

    Herman: None of your beeswax …!

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    She just wanted to wax poetic.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    she obviously likes hanging out with drips…

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    A candleLIGHT dinner? Doesn’t give her heartburn ?

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