Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for August 10, 2023

Don’t shake her up………..

What is he- an echo?

She’s so effervescent.

Don’t “POP” her!!!

So, you’re carbon dating?

Let’s hope she doesn’t go flat before the date ends!

Your date, she’s fizzy? She’s a fizzer?

Nudge nudge, say no more!

I’ll bet she is.

I hope he’s not taking a bath with Bubbles.

Tiny Bubbles…

She was a balloon dancer. She doesn’t have to hold her balloons as high now.

“Seltzer? I never laid a molecule on ’er!”

Sam … the new straight man …!

Bad news, Mr. Water! Saw her with another date! You have been out done by vodka!

you some 78% of the Earth is non-carbonated water, so technically, …..