Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for January 19, 2024

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    wirepunchr  11 months ago

    If she saw him she would probably jump.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 11 months ago

    I was kinda waiting (very briefly mind you) for “stick your foot out when she walks by”. But I will just keep waiting for now…….~(>_<。)\

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    ChessPirate  11 months ago

    Tripwires, hidden boxing gloves, offers to pay for everything (Wait, that last one is "How do I get a woman to faint dead away…) ㋡

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    PoodleGroomer  11 months ago

    How much beer money do you have, tonight?

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    Just try. We’ll see who goes off the cliff!

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    owlsandy Premium Member 11 months ago

    This siri was trained on too many horror movies!

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    FassEddie  11 months ago

    High Anxiety!

    Whenever you’re near

    High anxiety!

    It’s you that I fear…

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    Jml58  11 months ago

    Put your foot out as she walks by you.

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    lproven  11 months ago

    I had a girlfriend who was a wheelchair user once. Actually, it was never a problem. We had a great time together, and apart from some nasty comments, it made no difference at all.

    Unfortunately, one day, I just pushed her a bit too far…

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Will she scream MEEP MEEP on the way down?

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